TO SAY THE LEAST as a task for a monk? That's a quality one-liner. Made me smile. TO PUT IT MILDLY as a Thai cook toning down the ...
read moreTO SAY THE LEAST as a task for a monk? That's a quality one-liner. Made me smile.

TO PUT IT MILDLY as a Thai cook toning down the spice … that's close to working. Would I ever say to a chef to "put the spice mildly"? Maybe if his/her spice had lit my brain on fire and I was having trouble stringing words together.
Sadly — or amusingly, depending on if you were me or the observers around me — that's happened before.
TO NAME A FEW is perfect for a task given to the parents of octuplets!
Wait. TO NAME A COUPLE? That's a phrase in usage?
Great theme idea. I'd have loved for Jake to keep brainstorming, letting this one marinate until his brain could turn up one more solid themer. Going with only three themers — none of them grid-spanners — is already dicily thin. Then embiggening one of the three to make the puzzle work is no bueno.
I liked Jake's choices in long downs, four out of four winners. Some solvers not as witty or urbane as moi might not recognize the great Niccolo PAGANINI, you know, that guy who … classical music ...er ... he was a … composer … no wait … conductor?
SHUT UP YOU.
With just three themers, you owe it to NYT solvers to give them a fireworks-quality grid: stunning, full of oohs and aahs. Jake came close with this quartet of long bonuses.
Unfortunate to have some duds, though. ALGAL is hardly AN ACE up anyone's sleeve. I was a big fan of "Futurama" but even I'd have a tough time expecting the broader solving community to know LEELA's name, much less how to spell it.
Toss in some crossword-crutchy NEAP ORANG OPELS, and the grid could have used another round of revision.
Overall, a fine idea that could have used more aging to develop better body, refinement, and distinction.