I used to call this theme type "parsing puzzles," but I got so many questions. Parsing, as in par sing? Is that a hybrid golf / Broadway sport? Parse, as in Persephone — more like Parsephone because she split (ha) her time between Earth and Hades?
I have peculiar readers, and I'm proud of it.
I tried DO THE SPLITS as a revealer for a puzzle of yore, but Will Shortz politely said something to the effect of "shouldn't a revealer make sense and feel apt?" So, let's call these types of puzzles "spaced out" themes for now.
I enjoyed most of today's finds, Lynn treating us to natural sounding PROP A GATE and CAST A NET, and best of all, the spicy CARD A MOM. That's almost as evocative as CRAW A DAD!
Huh? That's not a thing? Well, if CAB A RET is a thing, then surely ...
Be quiet, you. You know you thought the same thing.
I wasn't as hot on METAPHYSICIAN as the marquee central answer. Not only does the noun "metaphysics" sound stronger, but MET is the only theme verb in the past tense. Sing it with me: one of these things is not like the other …
What else could Lynn have used? I'd have to write some code, scouring through my word list, looking for the letter A in each entry, eliminating it and then checking to see if …
Huh? You stopped listening three days ago? Well, so did I. So there.
I did like the "(verb) A (noun)" consistency, but the theme would have sung so much more strongly with something like PREP A RATION or BUCK A ROO (in a 16-wide grid) in the middle.
I appreciated Lynn's Monday-smoothness. I'd happily give the grid to a newb — those bonuses of ROAD RAGE, CABARET, STIGMA helping juice things up — but I'd have to warn them that it's not the most exciting theme, given how many times the "spaced out" genre has been tapped in crosswords.