I started searching for themers by hand, working with favorable letter patterns to turn out entries like SCHOOLED = SHOE + COLD. But ...
read moreI started searching for themers by hand, working with favorable letter patterns to turn out entries like SCHOOLED = SHOE + COLD. But that seemed like a silly way to approach the problem. Why not use all the modern tools at one's disposal?
Thanks to Bob Klahn, who spurred me on to pick up programming again, I was able to futz out a Python script which helped me to turn up many more options. I was delighted to find so many fine two-word phrases in particular. And when ALTERNATION turned up, it sealed the deal.

But how to work in ALTERNATION to the cool EVEN / ODDS revealer? Luckily I had CELLO SUITES as a symmetrical entry to ALTERNATION, but having those two as my first and last themers and EVEN / ODDS in the center only allowed for two additional themers, for a total of five.
Or did it? I normally dislike overstuffing of themage, since it tends to cause ugly or even egregious fill, but I figured I'd at least see what was possible with seven themers. I experimented with a few dozen combinations, and this stacking pattern with BLUETITS over FREE MEAL over ALTERNATION gave me enough of what I wanted: flexibility in fill plus the ability to work in some good medium-length fill. The grid doesn't allow for as much juicy long entries as I usually like, but I had fun monkeying with all the seven-letter slots.
And my favorite entry of the grid? It amuses me to no end to imagine speed solvers stalling out at the kooky-looking EINK [Noise from a scared pig?]. I'm a huge fan of Kindles and e-readers in general, so I was happy to work in E-INK.
Apologies to the non-physics ubergeeks out there if the ENTROPY / MESONS combination stumped you. One of my alternate grids also contained Z BOSONS — probably a good thing I (just barely) managed to restrain myself.