| Date | Grid | Clue | Author |
|---|---|---|---|
| Saturday, April 13, 2013 | 53A | Dipsticks (2) | Martin Ashwood-Smith |
| Monday, April 1, 2013 | 67A | Donkeys (2) | Gary J. Whitehead |
| Thursday, February 7, 2013 | 1D | Boobs (4) | David Levinson Wilk |
| Saturday, January 19, 2013 | 10A | Jerks (5) | David Quarfoot |
| Tuesday, January 1, 2013 | 69A | Imbeciles | John Farmer |
| Sunday, October 21, 2012 | 48D | Stubborn ones | Caleb Rasmussen |
| Tuesday, May 10, 2011 | 20A | Obstinate animals | Alan Arbesfeld |
| Friday, April 22, 2011 | 27A | Dipsticks (2) | Ashton Anderson |
| Saturday, February 5, 2011 | 52D | Zebra kin | Mark Diehl |
| Sunday, December 26, 2010 | 121A | Dummkopfs (2) | Darin McDaniel |
| Tuesday, December 21, 2010 | 22A | Dolts (5) | Alan Arbesfeld |
| Tuesday, October 5, 2010 | 36A | Beasts of burden (3) | Paula Gamache |
| Sunday, August 22, 2010 | 50D | Beasts of burden (3) | Patrick Berry |
| Saturday, March 20, 2010 | 31A | Jerks (5) | Joe Krozel |
| Sunday, December 7, 2008 | 105D | Lunkheads | Jim Page |
| Sunday, September 7, 2008 | 104A | Buffoons | Randolph Ross |
| Sunday, June 1, 2008 | 72A | Pack carriers | Patrick Berry |
| Sunday, November 12, 2006 | 105D | Fools (9) | Patrick Berry |
| Sunday, August 6, 2006 | 80D | Stubborn sorts | Mark Feldman |
| Thursday, April 27, 2006 | 24A | Obtuse ones | George Barany and Michael Shteyman |
| Wednesday, August 24, 2005 | 42D | Dolts (5) | Mel Taub |
| Tuesday, June 8, 2004 | 33D | Pack animals (2) | Ed Early |
| Sunday, March 28, 2004 | 60D | Fools (9) | David J. Kahn |
| Monday, December 15, 2003 | 69A | Horse relatives | Sarah Keller |
| Thursday, August 14, 2003 | 13D | Burden carriers | Greg Staples |
| Wednesday, April 2, 2003 | 23A | Ninnies (2) | Kelly Clark |
| Sunday, December 15, 2002 | 110A | Jerks (5) | RIchard Hughes |
| Monday, December 2, 2002 | 27D | Complete fools | Gregory E. Paul |
| Sunday, August 11, 2002 | 44D | Dummkopfs (2) | Harvey Estes and Nancy Salomon |
| Friday, July 19, 2002 | 23A | Chuckleheads | Elizabeth C. Gorski |
| Monday, April 15, 2002 | 71A | Pompous ones | James P. Sharp |
| Saturday, November 17, 2001 | 30D | Jacks, e.g. | Bob Peoples |
| Monday, September 3, 2001 | 55D | Pack animals (2) | Peter Gordon |
| Friday, August 17, 2001 | 38A | They may carry burdens | Elizabeth C. Gorski |
| Wednesday, May 16, 2001 | 28A | Pompous people | Richard Silvestri |
| Monday, March 19, 2001 | 1A | Beasts of burden (3) | Peter Gordon |
| Tuesday, August 15, 2000 | 31D | Silly sorts | Nancy Salomon and Sherry O. Blackard |
| Thursday, August 3, 2000 | 18A | Ninnies (2) | Bob Sefick |
| Friday, July 21, 2000 | 31D | Dolts (5) | Elizabeth C. Gorski |
| Monday, January 3, 2000 | 48D | Dolts (5) | Hugh Davis |
| Thursday, November 11, 1999 | 56A | Biblical bearers | Harvey Estes and Nancy Salomon |
| Sunday, July 4, 1999 | 18D | Boobs (4) | Greg Staples |
| Tuesday, December 29, 1998 | 50D | Donkeys (2) | Susan Harrington Smith |
| Sunday, December 13, 1998 | 38A | Fools (9) | Richard Silvestri |
| Sunday, November 8, 1998 | 109D | Fools (9) | Fred Piscop |
| Sunday, October 25, 1998 | 26A | Fools (9) | Nancy Nicholson Joline |
| Sunday, August 2, 1998 | 97A | Symbols of obstinacy | Nancy Nicholson Joline |
| Tuesday, March 3, 1998 | 52D | Dolts (5) | Elizabeth C. Gorski |
| Friday, January 23, 1998 | 13D | Onagers | Brendan Emmett Quigley |
| Monday, September 29, 1997 | 27D | Biblical beasts of burden | Randy Sowell |
| Sunday, July 27, 1997 | 51D | Jerks (5) | June Boggs |
| Wednesday, June 4, 1997 | 42A | Boobs (4) | Nancy S. Ross |
| Friday, March 7, 1997 | 50D | Boobs (4) | Jeff Herrington |
| Sunday, February 23, 1997 | 92A | Fools (9) | Nancy Nicholson Joline |
| Tuesday, April 23, 1996 | 63A | Fools (9) | N. Steinberg |
| Sunday, March 10, 1996 | 40A | Donkey's uncles | F & L Sabin |
| Friday, September 29, 1995 | 19A | Jerks (5) | Manny Nosowsky |
| Monday, July 24, 1995 | 23A | Dodos | Amy Goldstein & Julian Ochrymowych |
| Sunday, January 8, 1995 | 128A | Fools (9) | Nancy Nicholson Joline |
| Monday, December 27, 1993 | 30D | Bridge of_____ (Euclid proposition) | Joel Davajan |
| Saturday, December 18, 1993 | 13D | Fools (9) | Manny Nosowsky |
22 results for ASSES from older pre-Shortz puzzles.
| Date | Grid | Clue | Author | Editor |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sunday, April 4, 1993 | 126D | Nitwits | Tap Osborn | Maleska |
| Friday, June 19, 1992 | 19A | Jennets | Walter Covell | Maleska |
| Thursday, June 18, 1992 | 35D | Burros | C. McInerney | Maleska |
| Sunday, December 8, 1991 | 18D | Dolts | Betty Jorgensen | Maleska |
| Monday, September 30, 1991 | 24A | Beasts of burden | Albert J. Klaus | Maleska |
| Wednesday, August 7, 1991 | 65A | Fools | Hall | Maleska |
| Tuesday, April 16, 1991 | 43A | Onagers | Nancy W. Atkinson | Maleska |
| Wednesday, April 4, 1990 | 52D | Onagers | Jean M. Hunt | Maleska |
| Wednesday, August 23, 1989 | 40A | Fools | Walter Covell | Maleska |
| Thursday, August 10, 1989 | 69A | African foxes | Albert J. Klaus | Maleska |
| Sunday, July 16, 1989 | 21A | Burros | Peggy Devlin | Maleska |
| Sunday, May 21, 1989 | 97D | Burros | Thomas W. Underhill | Maleska |
| Thursday, March 30, 1989 | 68A | Dolts | Melvin Kenworthy | Maleska |
| Thursday, May 26, 1988 | 32A | Pompous ones | Margaret W. Huskey | Maleska |
| Monday, April 18, 1988 | 5A | Dunces | Elaine George | Maleska |
| Tuesday, June 30, 1987 | 65A | Dolts | Mary S. Snyder | Maleska |
| Sunday, February 9, 1986 | 37A | Fools | Alfio Micci | Maleska |
| Friday, December 7, 1984 | 52D | Hinnies' kin | Page | Maleska |
| Friday, August 12, 1983 | 43A | Onagers | Margaret W. Huskey | Maleska |
| Monday, June 27, 1983 | 69A | Onagers | Nancy McCarthy | Maleska |
| Sunday, May 1, 1983 | 28A | Fools | Mary Virginia Orna | Maleska |
| Friday, January 21, 1983 | 52D | Fools | Robert Katz | Maleska |